I'm a pastafarian
Have you taken sides in the Intelligent Design debate? If not, you better pick a bandwagon soon. Read up on the latest here, an article that begins, "Is the super-intelligent, super-popular god known as the Flying Spaghetti Monster any match for the prophets of intelligent design?"
(Update: My sister has an even better headline for this story than I do: Separation of starch and state.)