There are loons, and then there are loons

"The striking yodel of a male loon is no veiled threat. Loosely translated, the song means 'you come here, and I'll pull all your feathers out,'" according to one researcher. And that researcher now brings us proof that when a loon moves to a new area, it changes its tune. Yes, that's right; loons acknowledge and adapt to a change in reality's circumstances, thereby proving they're smarter than most Republicans.