Friday, August 29, 2008

We have found the antonym of "Mother Jones"

She is Sarah Palin. Oh, my aching head. I simply cannot imagine how McCain thought this would be a plus for him. Demographic echoes of Spiro Agnew: To be fair, Agnew was 50, a WWII veteran, and a member of the bar. Still, they're both so very fresh out of local politics, just first-term governors, and Palin comes ready-made with an ethics investigation whereas nobody discovered Agnew's crimes until after he was elected. And of course some will remember Geraldine Ferrarro: Picking a woman because she's a woman shouldn't appeal to anyone.

But most importantly, McCain chose a pro-oil, anti-choice, pro-gun, creationist far-righter—someone who is close to being as reactionary as you can get in America and still get elected. The fact that this pick will make the Focus On The Family crowd happy should scare the rest of us.

Republicans love to talk about experience—and as I've said before, American's don't always value experience highest or we never would have wound up with Bill Clinton or Abraham Lincoln. But they only talk about it. Republicans promote judges, prosecutors, and candidates who aren't qualified, so long as they carry the correct anti-civil-liberties, pro-business, party-first cards in their wallets.


At Sunday, 31 August, 2008, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Holy cow, the blog has been resurrected from the dead. Five months?!? I was beginning to think that Al-Qaeda had finally figured out that Concord was a better target than the Pentagon and had exploded a dirty bomb there, and that I'd somehow missed the news reports. After all, I do normally change the channel when I hear, "Meanwhile, earlier today in Concord..."

In any case, mis-placed apostrophe aside, your post is right on target. And if I might add another negative to the choice that has nothing to do with issues: Sarah Palin's voice. Though it won't encourage me to vote for her, I sincerely hope that someone in McCain's camp gives her speaking lessons, or singing lessons, or anything that will teach her to use her diaphragm. Otherwise, I'll have to set up a chalkboard near my favorite chair: I can run my nails down it every time a news story about her comes on so that I can drown out her drivel with something that sounds more pleasant.

But now for more important things. The 9th of May was over three months ago; I'm still waiting for your first guess.

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